attempt at humor

(Fantasy) fitness resolutions

Of course, I’ve made some real fitness goals for the year. (Handstand! Pull-up! No-knee push-up!) But after flipping through one of the many athletically-minded catalogs (read: very expensive yoga pants & sports bras) that get delivered to my mailbox, I…

A very pregnant return to the stage

{Warning: the following video may not be safe for work. The content is completely inappropriate, I use the word ‘fuck’ a lot and it will probably be used to justify why my child needs therapy later on in life.} I…

Sign me up for one of those please

I know, I know…it’s all about the pregnancy posts these days. What can I say? (Also, Mom and Dad, you don’t really need to read this one.) It all started a few years back, with hushed whispers and links sent…

Desperately Seeking Cervix

[Disclaimer: If you are a dude who does not like to read about lady bits, then you should not read any further. That is, assuming the title didn't already warn you and you actually made it to this disclaimer. Or...

Packaging Guilt

I went into a little grocery in my neighborhood to pick up some baking cups. Or muffin liners. Or whatever you want to call those little paper things that sit in your muffin tray and wrap securely around your baked…

I didn’t know I was camping

Inspired by the intriguing TLC show and almost as ridiculous… *** *** *** *** *** *** I’m a little embarrassed. But if telling my story helps other women to know when it’s happening to them, then I’m glad to share….

The efficiency is staggering…

Sometimes my husband gets a little carried away with making up abbreviations for things. He still insists that he coined FoCo for Fort Collins years before others started saying it. I’m not sure why he likes it so much,  but…

If I were my own girl band…

Just thought I’d share a bit of my own personal fantasy world. Still working on a name but many thanks to Aimee, Micah, Grace, and Jared for all your help in making the band!