Tall Tara

Are billboards really an effective marketing tool anymore?

Well, if you’re considering doing meth and happen to be living in Wyoming or Montana, my guess is that you might have second thoughts after seeing these.

(And of course, my jokes are going to be totally inappropriate, so if you’re on meth while reading this, then I am flat out making fun of you. But then again, if you’re on meth while reading this, there are probably many other things going on in your life to be worried about other than my feeble attempts at humor. Also, if you’re on meth while reading this, you won’t be able to fully understand my feeble attempts at humor because there will be bugs crawling all over the computer screen.)

With that, away we go on the fun ride known as public service billboards, courtesy of the Wyoming Meth Project. Anyone who has spent time driving through the open expanses of Wyoming and Montana will understand why I had to blog about these.

The reason that you’re not worried about lipstick is because they just don’t make a good shade to match teeth rot. But might I suggest some quality chapstick and a local dentist?

Just in case you had confused tequila with meth. Because tequila actually will help you hook up. But maybe not with that haircut.

Wait…you mean things go downhill after you pretend to make out with yourself? On a side note, this looks like my back after I’ve spent a summer afternoon wearing a tank top and fighting off mosquitoes.

Actually, there might a few folks out there hoping to get lucky in a jail cell. Dim the lights, whisper some sweet nothings…you never know what might happen. It doesn’t sound as bad as some of the first dates I’ve been on.

Unless this is your high school bathroom. And your prom date confused tequila with meth. Again.

Let me just remind you that meth is not a joking matter.

These billboards however?

Comedy gold.