Questions from the Junk Folder That You May Have Never Asked Yourself
I saw a disturbing trend forming in my junk folder. And in it…glimpses of humor and the glimmer of a post.
It’s common knowledge that no one actually looks at the contents of their email junk folder so the spammers have to be more clever than ever to get our attention. They must have heard about the importance of subject lines because I’m now receiving many junk emails asking me questions.
I was looking for pictures of junk when I remembered this gem.
Since there were so many of these junk emails, I thought it only right to pick the ten best and share them. Because what else is a junk folder good for, if not content creation.
Separated? Considering Divorce? Been Served Divorce Papers??
Um. No. No. And no.
Do you have what it takes to be a CSI??
Probably. But this email is coming from the CSI Forensics School, which sounds like an un-accredited institution that doesn’t really exist. Kinda like Trial Lawyer School. Or Heart Surgeon School.
Considering a Nursing Degree??
God. Doesn’t my mother wish? No seriously. How many times did my mom ask me this very same question growing up?
Looking for a Handy Reference Guide to the Remote Monitoring Industry??
Christmas is right around the corner.
How good is Microsoft Dynamics ERP, really??
I ask myself that everyday.
Going “Paperless”…Buzz Word or Reality??
Don’t even get me started on this one. I get all riled up.
Can you donate an item to our auction??
I’m sorry. You must have mistaken me for someone who owns anything of value.
Suffering from chronic back and neck pain??
Who isn’t?
Wanna Hookup??
No, Amber, I don’t.
Wanna hookup for this weekend??
Well, since you put it that way…and this comes from the BeNaughty Team, we’re not ruling it out just yet. Plus, we all know what a team player I am.
Big thanks to Hotmail, for actually being good for something. Your email junk folder has provided me with the opportunity to think about different careers and new ways of living my life.
And in case little Stacey Ferguson is reading this, that’s what I’m doing with all that junk.
